If Xander loves somebody, then beware
(Unless it's Buffy; that's a false alarm).
If you can't see a demon anywhere
Then count on it, they're somewhere doing harm.
Don't let someone behind you if they're not
A regular on camera, even if
They are a friend, 'cause they've probably got
A second face, more jagged and more stiff
Hiding behind the first. And bring a stake
On any stake-out - think about the name.
If you forget, just find a broken rake
Or any piece of wood; it's all the same.
And if you're looking through some musty files
You're better off if you just look for Giles.
This is awesome.
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