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If I can hear you snoring through the wall
You're probably too loud. It's just a guess,
I could hallucinate it after all
But I won't bet on your wife's happiness
If she's in there with you (if not, why not?
I wouldn't care to pry, but if she's gone
It's 3am. I don't think she forgot
To come back home. Yeah, something's going on).
Please stop, or get a Breathe-right strip, something
Or I, in retribution, may just sing
To wake you up, and make you stop snoring.
I'm serious about this. Please, please stop.
I swear you're shaking out the tile flooring.
Shut up, or at some point I'll call a cop.