Seriously, Folks?

The Constitution says you can impeach
The Senate rules say, once impeached, you're tried;

I'm not sure what the logic is you teach,

But where I'm from, that's fairly cut-and-dried.

The Constitution gives a penalty

Of being banned from holding office more;

There is no earthly reason I can see

That shouldn't work once you are out the door.

In fact, if logic is as I was taught,

That only works if it works once you're gone.

Since once convicted, you would then be not

The President, and yet the vote goes on.

So to conclude: once you impeach and try

The former president still goes "bye-bye."